Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I actually pay taxes

What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I can count

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

What are your thoughts about Hulk Hogan at the Republican National Convention in support of Trump and ripping his shirt off? Did he exaggerate?

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

What are the beliefs of those who think climate change is a conspiracy theory? What do they predict will happen if we do not address it?

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

What is the central theme of the entire Bible in one word (if possible)?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

Is it safe to say that China is at least 30 years ahead of India?

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

What is your opinion on the belief that one can change their life by changing their thoughts and having a positive mindset?

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

Why do the Republican city officials at Springfield Ohio continue to deny that immigrants are eating pets to sabotage the Trump campaign, even though immigrant pet-eating is now widely believed to be true?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

I understand how hurricane paths work

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I have a reading level above third grade

What are some mind-blowing facts that sound unreal but are actually true?

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

Why can't ugly women date hot guys? I know a woman who wants a hot BF but people would just laugh at her and ask her "what can you bring to the table for him?", isn't that messed up?

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

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I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

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A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t buy bullshit

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t cotton to rapists

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I can read

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I see through liars

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that